Friday, 14 October 2011

The better to eat you with, my dear

I wish I had carniverous teeth, so I could bite my dentist.

Several weeks ago, I went to the dentist to get a temporary crown put in.  This is the infamous day I complain about, in which I spent 4 hours at the dentist only to return home and have the crown immediately pop out.

Because I don't have enough to complain about, today I found out that my appointment to put in the permanent crown was canceled.  Why?  Because the impression they took the first time wasn't clear enough.  I got a call to schedule a new appointment, to take new impressions and start the whole process over again.  Apparently my dentist is not qualified enough to spend 4 hours perfecting a temporary crown and creating a mold for a permanent one.

Luckily, I don't need teeth any more.  In this whole unprocessed diet I can just create smoothies out of fruits and veggies.

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